Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Seinfeld in Taiwan

Just wanted to let the world--really the three people who may read this--know that I am teaching all my kids the Seinfeld "Hello." You know, the long, drawn-out and deep Hellllooooo that in one episode Jerry claims he hears from this woman's stomach. Season 9, Episode 2, "The Voice," for anyone who is interested. I think the whole line is something like "Helllllooooooo! La, la, la!" Right now I am just a talking box of "Hellllloooo" and the answer to the question "What do gay horses eat?" (Hey in a gay voice). So now all my kids will be Seinfeld-referencing fairies and they won't even know it.

This is what keeps me sane.

Yeah, I looked the Seinfeld episode up.

5 comments:

carl said...

Releasing Seinfelds into Taiwan???? Are you sure you want to do that?

malcrews said...

Well, I guess there are worse things that you could be teaching them. So, when they tell their parents what they have learned, it should have an interesting accent.

Mr. Harbert said...

Lol, awesome

Chuck Crews said...

Hi Ian,
Chuck got me on your site at the Sumner Library. Your teaching methods are not exactly what we used 65 years ago an Upper Iowa University when I was teaching. It sounds like your doing great.
Love,
Granda Niewoenher & Uncle Chuck

Noah said...

I frikkin love you, man.